A
brief report on the unfortunate incident since 7523 years and seven days ago ...or
was it just 7523 year before...
According to the witness, who wished to remain anonymous, it was something
like this...
First things first...
Before falling asleep
he prayed...
"God let me in paradise. I'll change myself I
promise."
God looked at prayer
and how to him he look like caterpillar, he nodded. To God it seems to be well
on its way to be truly transformed into a more sublime creature.
"Your wish would
be fulfilled," God said.
When he awoke worm was
in the apple. He knew that by taste, which he known so well that he did not
even notice that he is no longer on the place where he spent last night. Apple
was ordinary, in no way specific and not very tasty - sour for his taste....
He took a few bites
after which he with caution went out to the surface. Fortunately, there was no woodpecker’s
so there was no threat to him. After a while, he realized that no other birds,
that occasionally flew close, are not at all interested to him, after which he
at the end of the day came out to get a little sun bathing - he heard that the
sun is beneficial for the skin, so has decided to use the opportunity. Even
then he realized that his prayer was answered, and that he is surely in heaven
- the food was plentiful, and not threatening a risk that himself become a
food.
While resting he observed a woman who has chatted
something in confidence with a snake. They were persuading each other something
around food. Finally the snake clearly won the battle of wits (or at least was
more convincing), because the woman agreed to try an apple.
The worm was as expected ran away without looking
back... to
save his
head...
that didn't help him much, because later he had to make a statement at the
hearing which was organized on the occasion of the that tragic incident...
... Angels are jubilant, they saw their chance to
regain paradise and take possession of it as exclusivity...
The prosecutor asked for the maximum penalty...
... And Adam... pretended indifferent - it looks
like the previous three women already accustomed him to similar incidents and
he has already begun negotiations on the fifth (woman) with God...
All his ideas broke by worm that testified that
Adam knew that Eve and the snake (which was during the investigation found that
was Lilit - so another Adam's wife - formaly, the former) regularly whispering
each other and that he did nothing to prevent the unfortunate event.
So they all doomed... On various grounds: Eva and
Lilith by association, violation of general safety and common criminal
attempts, Adam due to the concealment of enemy activity, a worm for
unauthorized feeding - in the judgment stands that it ate from the tree of
life... unofficially it was rumored that it had to be removed as a casualty
witness because based of his testimony could draw conclusion that God does not
see too well...
So, they all driven out of paradise and sent to roam all over
the Earth...
Three of the principal accused in the meantime,
done life shift and built a pretty remarkable career in the context of
religious dogma, and couple of times by them were recorded world famous
Hollywood movies (for which still receive quite large fees and the mass
payment).
Worst of all passed worm which had to go back
again to point where he started - but now he was no longer in danger only from
the ravenous birds, but also descendants of those two came up with some
insecticides which were regularly poisoned his food. Fortunately, it looks like
in the last time they realize that a worm in the apple guarantees that the
product (apple) is good, so they do not sprayed them...
... So all in all this story /report has a happy
ending - at least for the majority of the perpetrators this unfortunate events
from before 7523 year (if you believe the Byzantine monks)...
What happened next in heaven we was not
adequately informed, although over the centuries we could hear rumors that
Lilit shaft and entered into a relationship with God, and that God, therefore,
expelled his wife from paradise, but these are unconfirmed information that
does not deserve to get into story. .. at least until this information becomes
confirmed... (in accordance with the ethics of journalism) ...
The only thing worm confirmed to us is that if it
came to that, he the aforementioned events did not attendand so he assumed that
it was yet another propaganda attempt to "those in hell" with which
he does not want to have anything to do...
Thus conclude this report hoping that the moral
conscience of the accused while serving their sentences increased to the level
sufficient to guarantee that the aforementioned unpleasant events can be
avoided in the future...
In the hope that the convicts had learned an
important life lesson and that they will have a long and fruitful life we end
this report...
